What’s white and smells like black paint?

November 14, 2011 at 18:25 (Humour) (, , )

Today, I have a joke/question for you. It’s pretty ehm, ‘funny’. The first to guess what it is, get’s a mention, I promise :).
(I know, quite dull if you know the answer, but I’m looking forward to some guessing…)



  1. meowgeorgie said,

    black paint

  2. Michael Cargill said,

    A door that has been painted? A seagull trapped in a black paint factory?

    The Under 21 Belgian football team being beaten by the England Under 21 team this evening?

    • Random Female Blog said,

      Mind you words, Michael… Belgian people are football hooligans too…
      The seagull one is a nice try :).

  3. motherventing said,

    A wall that’s been painted black? A white tin of black paint? Um… a polar bear with some, um… black paint?

    Is this going to be really annoying when we find out?

    • Random Female Blog said,

      I’m afraid it will be, because it is not at all as funny as a black polar bear… 😀

  4. Becoming Bitter said,

    Black paint?
    Because if it smells like black paint it probably is black paint.

    • Becoming Bitter said,

      Or is it just white paint?
      I love the dark, but don’t keep me there for too long.
      Reveal the answer soon RFB 1… or 2.

      • Michael Cargill said,

        Actually… the answer is going to be white paint. Well done there Miss Bitter.

      • Michael Cargill said,

        Actually, the answer is going to be white paint. Well done Miss Bitter.

        When Bitter gets her prize everyone else should unsubscribe from their blog as punishment for tricking us.

      • Random Female Blog said,

        Weirdly enough this ended in the spam dump resort… don’t know why. Maybe because you said it twice. Which is pretty weird too. But okay.

      • Random Female Blog said,

        I guess it’s time for us to give ourselves a number :). I’d rather give myself a letter, the letter A (the cruise one).

  5. mooselicker said,

    White paint because paint color doesn’t change the smell of it.

    • Random Female Blog said,

      So it is! Now, that must be disappointing for the others to hear, but you are very right.

      • mooselicker said,

        I feel double-crossed.

      • Becoming Bitter said,

        Hey white paint was my last guess! Didn’t I comment before MS too? RFB A or B you have to be fair.

      • Random Female Blog said,

        Forgive me, Bitter… I changed it, you are right.

  6. sami116 said,

    What Mooselicker said, but then again it could also be the emo chick from Twilight.

  7. It’s white paint, of course | randomfemaleblog said,

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  8. Becoming Bitter said,

    Yay! I won. Do I get a prize? I mean I do have a wand and I am rich, but it’s nice to get a prize.

    • Random Female Blog said,

      I’ll give you your price on the cruise, deal?

      • Becoming Bitter said,

        Deal, just don’t bring anything to upset Voldy. He’s quite sensitive to a lot of things you know.

      • Random Female Blog said,

        Are you guys a couple or something? I mean, I just ask this to know when something is insensitive to say…

  9. Becoming Bitter said,

    No! Ewww… He is my teacher on the subject of the dark arts. I am his pupil. Voldy always says that relationships are for losers and that we shouldn’t waste time on them. I say otherwise, but I don’t tell him that. So, Voldy is not into women… or men for that matter. Not that I know of anyway.

    • Random Female Blog said,

      Oh….ok. Glad we have cleared this out.

    • Michael Cargill said,

      Voldy? Wasn’t he in The Lord of the Rings? Or maybe even Watership Down.

      • Becoming Bitter said,

        OMG! You don’t know my world. Clearly you’re a muggle.

  10. Becoming Bitter said,

    Why thank you Micheal. Now, if you unsubscribed from RFB – commenting would be half as fun because I always like reading your… unique comments. The letters we wrote to each other were entertaining. RFB (A or B) enjoyed them too.

    • Random Female Blog said,

      Yep. I (A :)) do not support unsubscribing. AT ALL. But, to be honest, Michael would miss us way too hard (that’s what I like to believe ;)).
      Anyway, you should both stay! Even when it’s just to read this blog without the comments ;).

      • Becoming Bitter said,

        Of course I’m going to stay subscribed unless you piss me off that is.

      • Michael Cargill said,

        Don’t worry, I will stay. I was just being a hooligan emo.

        As for posting twice… currently I am having a problem posting on some blogs where I submit a comment and then nothing happens. So I post it again and then get a message saying I have already posted it!

        Weird. I raised a support ticket about it.

      • Random Female Blog said,

        Relief :).
        That’s an annoying problem! Hopefully they’ll help you with that.

  11. BrainRants said,

    Had some issues coming up with a daily post, eh?

    • Random Female Blog said,

      Actually I just thought this was so amazing that I should share it with you all!

      • BrainRants said,

        No snarky intended. This has happened to me too.

    • Becoming Bitter said,

      Oh God BrainRants… you scared me there for second. I blame your gravatar. It’s so… beautiful.

      • Michael Cargill said,

        That’s his real face after experiencing the burrito rage of his wife.

      • BrainRants said,

        Yeah I do need to do something about this supporating and decaying thing I have going on, I admit.

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