The cardboard box

October 28, 2011 at 19:21 (Other, Uncategorized) (, , )

Question: What would you do if your house was actually a cardboard box?

Answer: Imagine. You’ve got a house and it’s a cardboard box. (Also imagine you’re a man of approximately 35-40 years old.) You once lived in a house built of real bricks, but now you’re poor and you can only afford a cardboard box. You’ve got children and they have to rent their own room in the box and pay the rent with their pocket money.You also had a wife, but she needed some privacy (when you live in a cardboard box you have no roof, so it’s very probable that someone sees you) and went to live with a guy called Mark, who has air conditioning in his house for on a very hot summer’s day and heating for on a very cold winter’s day. Sad, sad story. Once in a while, your former wife visits you with Mark, to see if you haven’t been frozen or boiled yet. And of course to bring you your children, because you do co-parenting. You don’t have work, because you don’t know the outcome of 2+2 and you’re too proud to pick up someone else’s garbage. Sometimes you’re quite bored, since there’s no computer nor playstation nor a connection for either of those two in your – you know it – cardboard box. That’s how life looks like if you have an ex-wife, at least two children and a cardboard box.

PS: no hard feelings, it’s just a useless story of someone who’s had a mental breakdown and has too much time.

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5 Comments

  1. Michael Cargill said,

    That’s a rather depressing thing to imagine really. When it came to repairs you would have to steal other bits of cardboard from homeless people.

    • Random Female Blog said,

      Indeed. But is it wrong that that sounds funny to me? Can I please have your permission to laugh?

      • Michael Cargill said,

        This is the Internet my dear – the more wrong something is, the more right it is!

        You may briefly laugh but don’t overdo it. You might wake the babies in their flowerpots.

      • Random Female Blog said,

        I’ll try to keep it down!

  2. mooselicker said,

    We’ve already established that you live in a bucket so it’s probably not too hard for you to imagine this.

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